Jennifer Garner's Playlist

Few things tend to be as endearingly idiotic as iTunes Celebrity Playlists, whether your sick, sad thrills come from grafting Scientology messages onto Danny Masterson's song choices (can you be "clear," yet still appreciate the works of Eamon?), amazement at Sammy Hagar's monomaniacal capacity for self-promotion, or shock and awe at how Le Tigre think they're in a position to "school" the "kids" about how they need to listen to Alison Moyet, yet they can't be bothered to spell her name correctly. These things are clearly cut and pasted from emails, and it's even more obvious which ones didn't get screened by publicists beforehand, because publicists would have made at least a halfhearted effort to prevent their clients from sounding completely retarded.

Thank you, iTunes, for proving what I've always suspected: Jennifer Garner is completely retarded. (iTunes: Jennifer Garner's Playlist)