It begins

Me on December 1, 2004: "When exactly did the whole Victorian/pioneer blouse come back in style? I anxiously await the return of boatneck sweaters with dolman sleeves and shoulder pads up to the ears."

Keira Knightley on January 22, 2005:

I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

Let this spell last forever

I know, I'm never here, but I'm getting used to the new work schedule and all that. Responsibility is overrated! Hahaha no. Or wait.

The thing is that oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh my, oh my goodness. Tomorrow on NBA Inside Stuff (12:30 p.m. ET on ABC Sports!), it is dedicated to ... the Vlade.

Oh! The Vlade!

Yes, Vlade Divac, though he breaks my heart, he is still magic. On Sunday, we are with him always in Serbia, where he smiles and drives boats. Vlade Divac, protector of children and friend to animals of all kinds. He will take us all up in his mighty, meaty paws to show us the path to righteousness and the True Way.

Vlade Vlade Vlade Vlade Vlade. He's so great.

Girl I'll house you

Now that we're both working and flush with cash, obviously this is the vehicle by which we should enjoy the fruits of our labors.

This is your chance to own the house that former owner Terry Lewis, the Grammy-winning music producer who helped make Janet Jackson and others famous, built in 1993.

The house, which is on 82 feet of Lake Minnetonka shoreline, has 27-foot ceilings in some rooms. Its more than 25,000 square feet includes 13 bathrooms, two kitchens, nine fireplaces and an elevator, plus a movie theater, recording studio, hair salon, an indoor basketball court, grill room and swimming pool with sauna and spa.

Price: $12 million (startribune.com)

A hair salon? That's the deal-sealer right there.

Words of wisdom

"I think [New York is] a fabulous city. But in my young, juvenile days, I was an idiot and I bought 30 cars. And I need to drive those cars, and New York isn't really the place you can do that." — Shaquille O'Neal

I got a feelin', oh, I can't let Stu go

I need to put up what I did at karaoke tonight otherwise I will forget it forever

• "Mainstreet" (Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band)
• "Nights on Broadway" (Bee Gees)
• "Fly to the Angels" (Slaughter)

I meant to do a tribute to Stu in "Fly to the Angels" by substituting "Stu" for "you" but he was out of the karaoke room and in the main room (I don't blame him) so next week for his birthday I promised I'd do it again. Also tonight I thought I did it horrible, so it's just as well.

That's it.

Swedish nuts~~~~~~

Love,
Kim!

I love your love action

Sup nerds!

It's been a while but I've been WORKING and also I've been liking working. Yeah I said it. Just wait until I start getting paid so I can blow it all on a Hermés Birkin bag. Being around my mom has made it unhealthy for me to be aware of consumer options regarding purses on a regular basis.

I went and did karaoke tonight and GUESS WHAT I DID.

• "Accidents Will Happen" (Elvis Costello & the Attractions)
• "Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin' (Journey)
• "Spooky" (the Classics IV)
• "Go All the Way" (the Raspberries)
• "Island Girl" (Elton John)

Also I drank approximately two pitchers on an empty stomach. It's my weekend!

I was going around trying to find a gratuitous glamour shot of Brad Miller in order to do what catchin' up and all the photos from the game tonight against the Knicks are like total open dunk shots. My God, they make it so easy.

Instead, how about this gratuitous smiley shot. That's what America, nay, the world needs right now. Smiley Brad. Without the crazy hillbilly biker moustache.

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