You should really blog about Hell's Kitchen instead.

But...But...COUGARS FOR COOK!

I have already stated by desire for the Hell's Kitchen Recap by Kim. This Idol stuff is getting too predictable and boring. I assume we might see a combined performance/results show recap after tonight's show?

I think Syesha is going home pitting the epic David v. David battle with Archuleta winning. I think it was already pre-destined for him to win anyway. These last few weeks have been window dressing.

I'll handle the recap!

Archie: 1st song: boring. 2nd song: Wow! One week before the finale and you finally decide to sing up tempo? 3rd song: snore

Syesha: You look very pretty. It appears you are the only contestant left that knows how to dress for an "important event" such as an audience of millions of tv viewers. All around, she did OK, but just OK. I wish I could be wowed, since you are also the only contestant left who could possibly have a soul. (PS. this does not mean I will buy your alubms)

Cook: Cougars 4 Cook! Cougars 4 Cook! THIS was the highlight of the night for you. Too bad your such a douche. I have lost all respect amongst my peers for jumping Castro's ship to back you. Only because my stategy now is to be the anti-Archuleta.

David v. David: Douchey has got to pull something out next week to beat the kid, because that original song... whatever wing, flying, destiny, flying crap it may be has got his name written all over it. Remember how it screwed Blake over last year?

Whatever.

Next week: WE'LL SEE CHIKEZIE AGAIN!!!!