October 08, 2007

Dancing at the funeral party

Sexy Mourning Lady

Who cares about insurance? What I really want to know is WHO IS THAT WOMAN AND WHY IS SHE AT MY FUNERAL.

Clearly this woman has killed me to get to my husband and our vaguely Italian-looking child. Did she approve of his wearing a Minnesota Wild jersey to this sacred occasion? Apparently, just to spite me. WHORE.

No amount of life insurance will protect my family as long as this harlot is around. Thank you, AccuQuote, for providing me this chilly vision into the future. When I see this woman coming, I'll be ready.

Posted by Kim at October 8, 2007 02:31 PM | Non-Moving Pictures
Comments

"The Funeral Party" by the Cure

Posted by: Kim at October 8, 2007 01:45 PM

You see THIS is why I love coming here to check on your blog. I have NO idea what is going to pop up here. You are awesome.

Posted by: pieman at October 10, 2007 07:52 AM