Describe your trademark look tonight

IT BEGINS

Sacramento King Justin Williams, left, gives teammate Brad Miller a hard time about his unkempt hair Monday during media day at the Kings' practice facility. (SacBee)

MEDIA DAY
MEDIA DAY
MEDIA DAY
MEDIA DAY

I want pictures now. Now now now now NOW. Clearly Brad is taking his disheveledness game to new heights JUST FOR ME and I am incapable of waiting to feast my eyes on the results. IT'S WHAT I CRAVE.

It may also be that I have a horrible bacterial respiratory infection on top of a "really nasty" (quote my doctor) respiratory virus and am taking all kinds of crazy drugs I really shouldn't be taking. And still going to work. What? Exactly.

Oh Brad. Jesus be a center part. I beg.

EDIT: Oh. My. GOD.

HOLY MOLY. What the hell happened? Where am I? What is that? Wait, I know what that is. That is extraordinary!

All Brad lacks is a handlebar moustache, some pinstripes and a damsel in distress to chain to some train tracks. Or--OR!--a cowboy hat and a bank train to hijack. Yes. YES. This is on some insane Christian Bale making questionable yet fascinating choices for a role next-level action, frightening weight loss and all.

And did he shave a stripe across his chin? Seriously, I'm asking, because that's what it looks like. GENIUS.

Maybe it's the hard prescription drugs talking, but I am so proud of this guy. Oh man. I can't wait to see what's next.

Posted by Kim at October 1, 2007 11:03 PM | Kings Baby Kings | Miller Time | Non-Moving Pictures