There's so much filler tonight, I think I'm going to burn through this on the DVR. I can't bear to look at Blake's tuxedo T-shirt much longer than I really have to, which means "at all." (Get this, it's a T-shirt that looks like he's wearing a tuxedo! With a tie and a corsage and everything! Have you seen these things? They're hilarious!)
I don't want to relive this awful show, either. Poor Barry, he didn't deserve this treatment.
I don't care what people at the Farmers' Market have to say about the contestants. Although I love that there was this scary Edgar Winter-looking woman and Ryan said she had a "Blake look." Ryan is my hero.
I love how Jordin is twice as tall as all the other contestants put together. She should wear even taller boots from now on. My dad: "I'm afraid she's gonna eat somebody!"
UGH SO MUCH FILLER. Let's find out about how, believe it or not, all our contestants were once children. I love that Melinda admits to being "very serious" about her Afro puffs when she was little, however. That's a good OCD girl. Hahaha, also that they show a picture of Blake with an acoustic guitar singing to a smattering of visibly bored, distracted youths. A tradition that carries on to this day!
I do believe Barry Gibb got every last lady in the house pregnant with his performance. His shirt is totally see-through, OMG, rrowr! Also I do believe he's singing "To Love Somebody" just for me to make up for yesterday. I love you, Barry Gibb!
Who goes home. WHO. The bottom two is no surprise:
It's a wash, but really anyone can guess who's getting canned:
So long, giant boobs.
Now I've got at least one more week to rag on Blake. Thanks, Idol!
I have to admit when the show opened and Blake had that dumbass shirt on, I immediately thought "I wonder what Kim is thinking?"
What the hell was Blake thinking? What do the producers think about his craptastic fashion "statements?"
So you probably don't have a crush on Blake. I will admit it. Anyone who does must have an IQ of 13.
Posted by: pieman at May 10, 2007 07:12 AMI wonder what horrible fashion well he will go to next week. Parachute pants? He's worn close to that already, I think. How about a puffy-armed pirate shirt? A satin jumpsuit? Richard Simmons short-shorts? Is there anything left?
Posted by: Kim at May 10, 2007 01:02 PM