Latin, "special"

My new favorite thing is watching Simon wink at people. It's all I'm living for.

Paula is rocking some serious tribute cleavage.

Up With People is BACK! Ohhh yes, "Bailamos." Sanjaya is letting the rhythm take him over. Have I done this at Staraoke? I think I might have. It is a joy watching everyone make up Spanish-y sounding lyrics. No it's not. I am so tired of these children. So very very tired.

Oh man, file footage of Elliott and his old teeth. Have I told you lately that I miss him?

My grandmother loves Sanjaya, by the way. We discussed this last night. It's adorable. AND she thought last night was his WORST night! I love it!

I wish Ryan would ask me how I feel about last night's performances. I love how all these man-in-the-street interviews only reinforce the fact that nobody really knows who the F these people are.

Akon, why are you here? Why? When I see you, I think only of this. I make the most of the cards fate deals me.

This was truly the most frightening AI music video ever. Watch it. Sweet Jesus, it's frigging horrifying. I just ... I just ... there are no words. I mean, check out the mess that is Hake Blaley:

You know that dude, right? We ALL know that dude. I think he works in the mailroom.

I hate Blake so much. I love that Ryan rats him out for using his wrist as a cheat sheet. THIS GUY IS A DOUCHE. WAKE UP PEOPLE.

Just as Phil is "just blessed to be here, man," the good Lord blesses us with a bottom three:

Eh. No surprises anymore.

Jennifer Lopez is truly one of the world's most wonderful and talented human beings. That was not sarcastic. She's so cute I can't even stand it. She must be tiny if she's barely as tall as Ryan in those boots.

Sling Blade gets sent back and Nosferatu remains undead. Let's take a look back at the beautiful, uncomfortable journey of

How messed up is it that I actually feel kinda bad for her? Oh no, she's doing those spastic head-toss crazy faces again. Forget I said that.

Next week, Blake puts the "count" in country!

Posted by Kim at April 12, 2007 02:41 AM | The Sound of Breaking Glass