Are you having a laugh? Is he having a laugh?!
Nice to see Haley invested in a shirt with built-in balloons. Chris seems disappointed to have missed last night's performance on the basis of the five seconds of frenetic formal-shorts shimmying the rest of us all relive at the top of the show. ("But ... I'm seeing this out of context!")
I weep for the exclusion of Up With People tonight in favor of Peter Noone (God bless him) zazzing it up with "There's a Kind of Hushhhhhhhh." Really, the dude loves going "shhhhhh." He performs some sort of gyration in the direction of Gina and Chris R. that apparently SCANDALIZES! them. I am not even inspired to rewind to see it for myself. I explain these things for the benefit of my brother, who reads my crap instead of watching the show. He's the smart one!
Warning: This picture might give you cancer.
Oh cruel fate, you give us a bottom two this week:
It was the outfit, I'm telling you. How can this convey anything other than "remedial"?
It's the total package. It's Sling Blade. Sexsational. So much for ladies liking 'em big and stupid.
But before we announce the loser, here's LULU! She is the very definition of "over the top" and I don't just mean her knockers in that outfit. I hope I look that hot when I'm 80!
Is it any surprise who's going home? Aww, so long Stephanie. You were too cute for this show. SAVE YOURSELF! The end.
Is the wristband there to signify to security that, contrary to what one might initially think, he's actually supposed to be allowed backstage?
Sweet Jesus, those outfits. Thank you for filtering out the evil for me.
Posted by: Joey at March 22, 2007 02:58 AMNow I am convinced that the sweater belongs to Chris' little sister. Dumbass.
Beatbox Blake rules!!!
Posted by: pieman at March 22, 2007 11:00 AM