OK OK, so I had class, right, and then when I got home, I discovered Daydream Believers: The Monkees Story was on VH1. I totally forgot this existed. Wallace Langham as Don Kirshner? Casting brilliance.
One of these people is going home! The look on Jordin's face says, "It's not me!"
I still can't over Sanjaya's hair. It's like the sweetest hangover; I don't wanna get over.
Up With People presents a tribute to Diana Ross. STOP! Gina looks like she gained that 15 pounds back. Phil seriously does look like Nosferatu in a track jacket. Ooh, chills!
I've missed the AI-Ford music videos so much. I'm not lying. It's like a vast psychoemotional void is being filled for me right now. Life is beautiful again! I can smell colors! I read the title "Float On" and I think YES! CANCER, AND MY NAME IS LARRY. But sadly, it is Modest Mouse and I weep for what could have been. Are LaKisha and Melinda supposed to be hookers? Look!
I'm worried about Stephanie. She has the best fashion sense out of anyone on this show, so clearly she's doomed.
OH WAIT SHE'S SAFE!
Miss Ross literally teeters out to sing "More Today Than Yesterday," and I think I may make her my new personal old lady hero. It's like Angie Dickinson on "Celebrity Poker Showdown" all over again.* I wish she had some gay dancers (OK, make that Juul Haalmeyer Dancers) to handle her massive tulle-chiffon-boa-thing. She can't just leave that thing laying on the floor!
The bottom three:
I'm rarely surprised when they get to this point, but I'm seriously surprised by this. Not surprised about Brandon, though. And guess who's going home?
Annnnnd the DVR cuts out in the middle of his goodbye package. Oh well. I'm sure he went out gracefully. He's a classy dude. And by classy, I mean boring! (Yeah yeah, and classy. Nice enough guy and all. And by nice, I mean boring! AHH MAKE IT STOP)
Phil and Sanjaya clearly need one word of advice for next week: hats.
*I'm exaggerating. Nothing could ever top Angie Dickinson on "Celebrity Poker Showdown."
Posted by Kim at March 15, 2007 01:49 AM | The Sound of Breaking Glass