March 08, 2007

The more things stay the same, the more they stay the same

Some of these dudes look really pissed off, like they know something already. Hmm.

Aha, perhaps it's because their Up With People selection is "Stuck in the MIddle With You." Hahaha. Clowns and jokers. Ahahahaha. Ohhhh these producers are so cruel. I love it. Also, everyone sounds horrible, which is why all must recognize that Gerry Rafferty is a GENIUS. Frankie Muniz Fs up the words! The influence of the hula is all too apparent on Sanjaya's dance moves. MAKE IT STOP. Oh good it's over.

I'm glad I'm not watching this live so I can zip through Carrie Underwood. I mean she's fine and everything but Zzzz.

Blake: "First time reggae on American Idol. It feels so good." WTF. That is quote of the year material. I don't need to explain why. Now would someone PLEASE RUN THIS MAN OVER WITH A TRUCK

Let's dim the lights and get sexy, kids!

Ai07 Jared
Aww, smoove, the journey ends here. You always gave me something worth quoting, and I will miss that. I rub my face in your honor.

I really want to do this contest but give the wrong answers just to see if I get a message back saying, "Sorry, you're retarded."

Fast forward button, take the wheel

Hahaha, Ryan said "Stephanie" and Sundance started standing up. Dude can't hear right!

Ai07 Antonella
Thank you AI for proving me wrong as I did think bringing this one up with Stephanie would have the opposite result. Although it sucks that they had to make Stephanie's trip to the LUCKY ACRYLIC STOOLS be a "bummer." If Antonella did nothing else for me, at least she inadvertently provided me with the entry title up there. She's a thinker!

Ai07 Sabrina
Does someone have a screengrab of when she found out Haley made it in over her? Someone? Please? Because damn. I mean I know that's an ugly call but DAMN. Not even I suck my teeth like that. I'm with you, lady. Hold on tight and don't let go, Sabrina!

Ai07 Sundance
Big DUMPED. "No disrespect to Sanjaya, but ... " OK, OK, OK, did anyone doubt that this one was going when it was down to those two? I mean, the reason is OBVIOUS. I can't believe it's a surprise to people why Sanjaya sticks around. You know what I mean, right? Right? You're smart, of course you do.

Watching the goodbye package, I realize I'm actually gonna miss Jared. The hell? You touched my heart, smoove.

OK, who's left and how do I feel about them? I KNOW YOU ARE DYING TO KNOW.

Love
Ai07 Melinda

Like
Ai07 Gina

Love-Hate Relationship
Ai07 PhilAi07 Chris

Can Live With
Ai07 StephanieAi07 JordinAi07 Lakisha

You Had Your Chance
Ai07 BrandonAi07 Chriss

HOW DARE YOU.
Ai07 BlakeAi07 SanjayaAi07 Haley

Bleak. At least that "British Beat" special is on PBS right now so I can go watch REAL POP STARS and CRY. Then I'll watch the Kings on TNT and cry some more.

Posted by Kim at March 8, 2007 09:39 PM | The Sound of Breaking Glass
Comments

Well, you were right about the Kings anyway.

I thought Sabrina might punch Haley! I'm sure she was thinking "Don't be hugging me, bitch!"

As for your ratings for the 12 - I am good except I kinda like Chris Sligh. Not a lot, but some. And Blake. Blake. I like Blake. Don't know why. It's like a carwreck and I'm watching the gore.

Other than that. Spot on, as Simon would say.

Posted by: pieman at March 9, 2007 07:27 AM

Blake needs to die for that shirt he was wearing alone.

Chris S. takes too many Jesus pills. I mean I love Jesus and everything, but enough with the Songs 4 Worship. I could sing of your loooooooove forever

Posted by: Kim at March 9, 2007 08:18 PM