I know there's supposed to be two commas in there, but that's not how Ryan read it!
Paula is bringing a little Anita Morris tonight. Interesting choice.
Ahh, Up with People delivers joy to the world. I don't want any of these dudes to make sweet lunch for me. You know A.J. loves the ladies! I believe that was a shoutout. Holy shit, Phil wears a hat. This is my night, I can feel it.
When this one sings, she looks like someone lipsyncing who also has no idea how to actually sing, like an exaggerated singing gesture that has no connection to the real world. It's really disturbing. I can't believe she can actually make sounds when her face is all stilted. It's creepy! I hope after tonight we don't have to see it again.
Drop the bomb, it's party time.
Aww Nick. You weren't the worst, but chicks can't give you pity votes when you show off your girlfriend. That is something you all know, it isn't such a new thing, it started long ago.
HEY BUD. I JUST GOT THE NEW FALL OUT BOY SONG ON MY VCAST PHONE. IT GETS ME PUMPED!
Hmm. Well, there's someone with an attitude problem. I cannot feel upset for her. OH, MY-GOD, the Raw Emotion of Big Dump has totally redeemed this entire enterprise. YES! WEEP FOR HER, BIG DUMP! WIPE YOUR FAT TEARS FOR THE CAMERA! If only I had screencap power. I am sure some will show up soon enough.
Kellie has been, uh, eating well. Chris: "But is she smarter than a fifth grader?" Time has not been kind, oof. Her face is toe up. Chris asks if I remember when they (they?) hid Faith Hill in the rain to cover up how old she is. I don't recall this or even know what he's talking about, but I believe it happened. The terms "heroic undergarments" and "lifting and separating" come up. Look, a commercial!
Oh, I quit this bitch. Whatever. AJ IS BETTER THAN THIS SHOW. He and Rudy need to take it on the road. America Ain't Ready '07!
There's an anticlimax. I guess a new dawn, a new day and a new life aren't good luck for anybody.
I suppose they all had to go sooner or later. After all, I really don't care about any of these people, right?
Posted by Kim at March 1, 2007 08:08 PM | The Sound of Breaking Glass