I'm drunk, let's get this over with. Chris: "You really gotta suck to get out in this round." Yes. YES.
Paula is wearing some "Rush Rush" set costume leftovers tonight.
OMG this season we have special guest helpers Jennifer Lopez and LULU?! And her former brother-in-law The Barry Gibb Talk Show?! I'm psyyyyyyched.
I love that they do an Up With People musical number tonight. They did not do enough of these last year.
Fast forward fast forward fast forward DON'T KEEP THIS DUDE WHO SUCKS UGH I HATE AMERICA fast forward fast forward
He's wearing shoes tonight, right? OMG he already packed it in and compromised his integrity and lost his muse. He brought this upon himself.
Fast forward fast forward fast forward UGH DON'T KEEP THAT ONE GIRL WHO SUCKS UGH fast forward
Uh ... no big loss. That's what singing those crappy ass Bonnie Raitt songs will get you.
I was hoping they were going to swerve us and send this piece of garbage home instead but nah. Well if all I have to remember you by is this crazy cracked-out Erykah Badu impression, then by God it was all worth it. This blog entry is titled in your honor with some of the few words I could understand during your performance. Go get it sister!
AMERICA
LOVES
ZEST!
Aww Rudy. I enjoyed the other dudes giving him death stares when Paula gave him the big ups. GO RUDY. YOU THE MAN. You were terrible, but you were my kind of terrible. And I, too, am just thankful for this experience.
P.S. I always love the "memories" packages for the people who didn't last past the first episode. Hey, remember when they walked through the double doors at the convention center? I loved that!
Now FIRE 'EM UP RUDY!
Posted by Kim at February 22, 2007 10:08 PM | The Sound of Breaking Glass
