Blow it out your box

Paula's bosoms are way boinging out tonight.

So cute, loved her, blah blah OK.


Oh good, let's get one of those Bonnie Raitt songs I can't bear hearing out of the way. I look forward to "Something to Talk About," no I don't actually. She was boring and I'm tired of this song and snore.


Cute outfit. She annoys me. "Oh look at me dance like a goof, isn't it funny," oh no it's not. Maybe she has an OK voice but this was awful. "A REEEEEAL WOMAN!" What the hell?


When she introduced herself as a "professional singer" I fell out laughing but then she started singing and I guess OK, she's OK. Also she looks 54 and her outfit scared me.


Is this a joke? She is a horror. Can they go back and switch her out with the one they paired her with and cut at the end of the audition round? Please? Because I think I remember she was good and cute. "What can I do better," oh shut up, please leave.


Aww, she's cute. She can sing a Tracy Chapman song and I don't hate it. No more dresses over jeans please.


Paging Kristen Wiig. What the ... what. What just happened. I think my brain broke.


This is some Disney cartoon singing. You don't do Jim Steinman with a SMILE. Bleah.


I guess it's an Arethathon tonight. Aww she's cute though. Teeths are a little scary but I like her.


She's all cute and I wanted to like her but ugh. At least she did a Pretenders song that wasn't "I'll Stand by You." I get the feeling she doesn't know what half the lyrics actually mean though.


Oh, that outfit. Ack. I like her and I don't know why. I guess she's OK? Ugh, that outfit though.


No more "sex faces" please. And I am telling you I am tired of hearing this song. I loved seeing AJ put some zest on it though.

I have the feeling the highlight of every show this season is going to involve AJ and zest. As long as he sticks around. Sigh. I miss Elliott.

Posted by Kim at February 21, 2007 09:30 PM | The Sound of Breaking Glass