November 02, 2006

Read the sign above the door

This is a cheat, I guess, since I already bulletined this up on MySpace, which is something I try to not do (both crosspost and post bulletins on MySpace, that is).

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast
 

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

The Inland North
 
The South
 
Philadelphia
 
The Midland
 
Boston
 
The West
 
North Central
 
What American accent do you have?
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I saw my new favorite graffiti on the bus tonight, which read "fuck window advertising!" and filled me with joy and warmth. It's been bugging me about how ever since downtown Field's changed over to crappy Macy*s they just keep pasting ads up onto the huge display windows instead of actually putting displays in them. Why be able to see through glass when you can look at a big paste-up of a couple of ugly white people pretending to get excited about some stupid shit? So yes, "fuck window advertising,' indeed. Cub Foods, please stop making the LRT look like a giant hoagie. I'm watching you.

Have you seen the TheraFlu ad where the guy looks straight out of Carnival of Souls?! DUDE.

Posted by Kim at November 2, 2006 10:12 PM | Etc. | Words
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Posted by: Kim at November 2, 2006 10:18 PM

The results page should really just say, "Congratulations! You recognize more than two vowel sounds." People hate on a NY accent, but clearly it is the right way to speak. PS I never see window advertising. I must start paying attention, so that I can hate it.

Posted by: jane at November 3, 2006 06:43 AM

Remember that dialect test that was like 200 questions long and ruled? I should try to find it.

Posted by: Kim at November 3, 2006 08:45 PM