I don't know how much time I can spend on this because little did I know Queen plus Idol would only amount to a soul-crushing, demoralizing experience I do not wish to relive.
Including this lady sitting there glowering in the flashback to the rehearsals. It's just a sad, sad situation. Oh man, remember back in March? Those were good times, March. We had a lot of fun then.
Seriously, the only fun thing this entire week was watching Ace get dissed repeatedly by Brian May.
This was not alarmingly horrible, but apparently you need to be alarmingly horrible to stay on this show. Bye dude! I don't understand how it's apparently a GIGANTIC STRETCH to make "Fat Bottomed Girls" sound "country." I guess that's like how it's an uncompromising creative artistic breakthrough to pattern your arrangements off crappy Live records. Ugh. I'm tired of this show.
Speaking of ugh, UGH. This guy. F this guy. Hahaha dissed by Brian May, delicious. He wouldn't even give up either! Nice attitude, tiger. Go get 'em. This was me during the whole thing: "Nice choker." "Nice pants." "Nice eyeliner." Repeat. This entire mess makes me want to scream WHYYY WHYYY like Nancy Kerrigan. I can't take much more of this.
Compared to Ace this was like Janis at Monterey. Hahahahahahahaha oh I fell over, sorry. I didn't hate this as much as it really deserved me to hate it. Did that make sense? Her outfit was hilarious. That Warrior of the Lost World bike cop look is so hot right now. Or perhaps, should I say, WOLVERINES! I'd blow myself up rather than get molested by this show any further. Not even I can keep up with my train of thought anymore, I apologize. I need a vacation from myself -- I just realized this. Thank you, Idol.
I must admit I really enjoy "Innuendo" and firmly believe Tool and their ilk owe their entire existence to "Innuendo," so I was kind of like, "oh wow, 'Innuendo,'" but give me a small break because since everyone seems to think they've never heard this song ever in their lives then I suppose there is no challenge in making it "rock." This whole thing was a tragedy. AUGH. What was he wearing, Stabbing Westward-brand Garanimals? That was not cute. P.S. Maybe Queen never did this song live because oh, maybe the band's lead singer was ALMOST DEAD when it came out, and then he, oh, maybe he DIED. Paula, you are older than I, you should remember this. She is lucky that TVs do not yet offer interactive stabbing technology, because this made me feel incredibly stabby.
Bleah. Nice Knots Landing look there, chief. I guess we dodged a bullet by her not doing "Don't Stop Me Now" as her drunken stumblebum spazz "dancing" would have sent me over the deep end.
This dude still rules and WTF does he end up in the bottom three with crappy crappy SHIT ACE and then the dude who loses? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN IN AMERICA, HOME OF THE BRAVE. People got no appreciation. I was a little sad when he said he had never heard of "Somebody to Love" because hello, it's only "Somebody to Love." ALSO that ahem according to his questionnaire on the Idol site, he indeed owns Ladies and Gentlemen, like all geniuses. So maybe he was just saying that he didn't realize it was a Queen song, or something and they took it out of context.* Yes.** Yes, that must be it.***
This is all a joke, right? A big unfunny joke? I hate this man. I hate everyone who votes/voted/will vote for him. This man makes me hate everyhing and hate too much. This is not what American Idol is all about. Let's erase the hate ... together.
This was ... whoa. OK. Say it with me now: "???," then "...".
* I know, I'm making excuses here.
** Seriously. I'm totally aware of this.
*** I know. I KNOW.
"Spread Your Wings" by a band called Queen
Posted by: Kim at April 18, 2006 01:07 AM