Lose the beard

Holy shit. Tell me Simon did not just say that!

You know who I love? KENNY. Kenny is truth. Kenny likes the young ladies! He likes these young ladies ... a lot. Remember when he got in trouble for liking those young ladies ... a little too much a lot? Oh, that Kenny.

Kenny disses this man. YES. KENNY IS TRUTH. I now call this man Captain Panders. Please take him home, country roads.


I wasn't feeling it but she's a cute lady.


This dude still rules. I was hoping maybe for some badass Jerry Reed-ery but I'll take this. Kenny knows from making people cry!


Ohh, it's "how do I leave without you." And here I've had it wrong all this time.


Kenny likes this guy. Kenny likes the young ladies! I'm sorry, Kenny, you lost me with this one, though you are still the mack and I'll have to forgive you after I let you off probation. UGH. This guy. F this guy.


I should just be happy that in this day and age there are people who will actually get up and sing "Fancy" like it is their life story. Why does she always clomp around joylessly marching in time to whatever she's singing? Has she always done that? She needs to stop doing that. Although I guess it's either that or squatting in place.


Significantly less shitty, but I want him to STOP STARING at me. Creepy


Apparently, we are are bringing out the Elvis in her. I can't stand her muggy faces anymore. YOU DON'T LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC, JUST SAY IT oh and you do? Shut up.


OK, Mumbles. It sounds like kind of a cool song, though, except for alllll that mumblin'.

I still can't get over "lose the beard," though. I feel like the entire show existed just for that.

Posted by Kim at April 4, 2006 08:11 PM | The Sound of Breaking Glass