February 23, 2005

But y'are, Blanche. Y'are.

KILL THERESAIt's been really irritating me, how on "Passions" they decide to put yet another character (Theresa`````) in a wheelchair, because we all remember how fun it was when Ivy was driving herself around for two years, right?

It's also been bugging me how Theresa would name her magic baby Jane (much to the justified dismay of the Janest), when it seemed much more Theresa-like to name her after one of Gwen's favorite dead aunts or something.

You know what's coming. Baby Jane. Wheelchair. Duh.

I can't believe it took me this long to realize it. Theresa: Joan Crawford, Gwen: Bette Davis. Better still, they'd put revenge-crazed Rebecca in there instead, because you know she's good with crazy lady makeup.

Between the "bad Bette Davis movie" line and the Mommie Dearest reference in the last week, I can't possibly be wrong. Unless they're trying to make me wrong. Which just seems like the kind of thing "Passions" would to do me these days. Ugh.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Posted by Kim at February 23, 2005 07:05 AM | Moving Pictures
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Ooh! Right now the men of "Passions" are on "Starting Over." Which has little to do with anything, but I had to tell you.

Also, you are right about everything. And I never even thought of that once. Mostly because I just think of me when I hear "jane"

Posted by: jane at February 23, 2005 11:48 AM