December 01, 2004

And a peetridge in a poop tree

I feel our lives are all the richer for having welcomed "Nick & Jessica's Family Christmas" into our home. We're celebrating the triumphant return of 98º. Somewhere in America, G`` K`````` feverishly updates his controversial report on the decline of the boy band phenomenon, certain someone will still pay him if he delivers it three years late.

Jessica: "I wish I could sing with Bing Crosby." Nick: "I'll be Bing!" Nick starts BEATING HER. And then the ghostly visage of Bing appears behind them and he starts beating them both. This show rules.

When exactly did the whole Victorian/pioneer blouse come back in style? I anxiously await the return of boatneck sweaters with dolman sleeves and shoulder pads up to the ears.

For some reason, I felt it was important I take note of these things.

Posted by Kim at December 1, 2004 09:00 PM | Hollywood Glamour | Moving Pictures | Musics
Comments

Oh man, did that Bing Crosby thing really happen? Because that would be great. It would make me sorry to miss out, but happy it existed.

G`` K``````! Ahahaha!

Posted by: Jane at December 1, 2004 11:27 PM

I wondered who was watching this show. They certainly pimped it enough while I was watching "Lost" last night.

Posted by: pieman at December 2, 2004 11:04 AM

Other than a nonviolent appearance of the Ghostly Visage, I'm afraid it didn't happen. I only imagined it. Or wished it.

Posted by: Kim at December 4, 2004 02:46 PM

I love Nick and Jessica so much. Their Family Christmas Special somewhat disappointed me, but the duet with Brian McKnight went about as well as could be expected, though 98º really shit all over my favorite Christmas song. Plus Jessica is simply hilarious. She is so STUPID!! Ahahahaha.

Sadly, I missed the Ashlee/Jessica duet, which was most of the reason I was watching to begin with, so Ashlee could quiet the naysayers with her phenomenal vocal skills.

Posted by: Scott at December 5, 2004 07:01 AM

All I remember about the duet was that Ashlee was rounding out her vowels to a ludicrious degree, and they both added a lot of extra syllables to the lyrics. I don't even remember what song they did even.

The best part was that half the show was all bloopers. It would have been much better had it all been like this: http://www.gawker.com/news/culture//nick-on-jessica-best-stocking-ive-ever-stuffed-026858.php

Posted by: Kim at December 5, 2004 08:34 PM