So old Josho was a mere stone's throw away from us yesterday doing that swing state celebrity crap. Someone must have realized that this particular hometown boy is a far more appealing spokesmodel than Captain Overexposed Ashton K, who was here last week being ANNOYING. "I'm a celebrity ... DO WHAT I SAY. I'M AWESOME." Whatever dude. Anyway, I could have seen Josh's chocolate milk moustache up close and in person. Look at that thing, it's ludicrous. Although I have to respect him for continuing to wear it for so long when it is so disgusting. He looks like an emaciated, 14-year-old Tom Skerritt. Or my uncle Paul circa 1972. It is not cute. But it truly makes him a Real Minnesotan, and I give him the thumbs up for that.
A certain organization with the initials ACT auto-called us yesterday and instructed us to report to the wrong polling place. This continues to fill me with an intense rage. The kind of rage that forces me to continue to eat leftover Halloween candy. Should I report them? Probably. I'll figure out how to do that eventually. I mean, idiots. IDIOTS. I'm completely infuriated. It's the kind of thing that makes me want to vote for Bush out of spite. (But I'm not going to.) (OR AM I?!?) (No I'm not.) Honestly. I'd be interested to know what other registered third-party households ACT is doing this to, you know? Can they even comprehend the gravity of what they're doing? Can I punch one of them in the throat? IDIOTS.
OK. I am going to back up and focus on that retarded moustache. It somehow gives me peace.
Posted by Kim at November 2, 2004 06:12 AM | Boo! | Etc. | Hollywood GlamourOh Josh. He could auto-call me anytime. Even with the moustache. ACT are idiots. PS I never even heard of them, oops. I am third party and no one calls me at all this time. All sorts used to call me to make me vote, or to ask me questions. Giuliani used to auto-call me for no reason sometimes. I think Hillary Clinton did once too. What happened? Maybe that was for local elections only? And Chuck's race is supposed to be in the bag, so I guess calls aren't necessary. I don't know, but I feel very left out. Maybe I should move.
Posted by: Jane at November 2, 2004 09:39 AMI guess they figure that everyone in the city is voting for the same thing? Whereas here it could go either way at any time. I don't think I ever got calls a single time when I lived in NY. People just used to try to shake hands with me when I would go to the subway. And I'd see Jerry Nadler at Happy Burger.
I wish Chuck would call you. He wants to check up and see how you are doing, I feel.
Posted by: Kim at November 2, 2004 02:02 PM