Trials are held for tuning in

Thank God we're getting the real criminals off our streets and into the prisons where they belong!

(That was sarcasm.)

Oh man, oh, Martha, I'm lost without her. She taught me how to poach chicken (and that chicken was delicious). She sold me Le Creuset cookware and the pen I used to address our wedding invitations. She's a genius and she deserves better. House arrest I can understand, but hard time? Good Lord. What kind of risk could she possibly pose to the rest of the world that she should deserve to be imprisoned? I don't get it. At all.

Posted by Kim at July 16, 2004 09:42 PM | Boo!