May 13, 2004

When I'm bad I'm so, so bad

Well holy moly, isn't that just something. I mean, it's one thing when Donna Summer comes out, having done nothing impactful since "This Time I Know It's for Real," I guess, and she totally puts every single person on this show to shame times a gazillion. Then, there's the hilarity of Clay singing Earth, Wind & Fire and wearing glasses again as if trying to win me over (he didn't) and yet still managing to overshadow everyone (other than Donna Summer) with his Peter Allen: Lover, Raconteur, Showman routine?! I guess it's appropriate for a Studio 54-era extravaganza, but it made me wonder only one thing: Am I possessed with MADNESS?! And then, there's the actual competition. RACISM

Zzzzzzz. Oh, but my poor husband is devastated, and he's boycotting the rest of the show. (He'll be back.) I'm surprised because out of Fantasia and LaToya I really was certain that Fantasia was headed out because LaToya appeals to that whole middle of the road snorey ... borefest ... milieu, or something, but I guess people just maybe didn't like her hair? I don't know, I don't care, but I'm still watching. We're all winners, people. Now here's a little something to cheer up my poor devastated husband. I'll try and find an outfit just like it, I promise.

latoya
You know that's John IV next to her! You know it!!!

Holy crap, Jasmine Lopez-Fitzgerald, it worked out for her after all. Isn't she a gracious winner? (She's not.) Um ... I have nothing else to say here.

Why Lord, why. I'm fine with LaToya leaving, I'm fine with Jasmine staying, but this is so wrong. And Jesus, what was she wearing? It looked like a women's prison outfit from a Matthew Barney movie. Not in a good way.

Yeah, OK, great. I hope you win? I guess?

This is a crazy mess of a final three. LaToya/Fantasia/Jasmine, I'd give that business the seal of approval, but this is like a gigantic disaster waiting to happen. How exciting! (It's not.)

Posted by Kim at May 13, 2004 01:18 AM | The Sound of Breaking Glass
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"Last Dance" by Donna Summer

Posted by: Kim at May 13, 2004 01:20 AM