Oh no, my Filipina sisters. What, was "AI" preempted in Hawaii or something?
Yeah, I know she's awful, and I did say the backlash was going to be wicked this week if she didn't bring it (and she didn't) but man, I really wanted to see ...
... this chimp go before she did. At least she wound up in the bottom three so that we could briefly enjoy a light wafting of the aroma of justice.

A pair forged in the iron furnace of SATAN. I'm still not surprised they're avoiding the bottom three. Girls, they love the fixer-uppers and lost causes. And Satan's always helpful.
No ka oi! Keep bringing that Aloha spirit! Oh wait, she hasn't. For WEEKS.
Which reminds me — while watching that medley, I realized that this is the most dispirited, joyless, robotic, terrified, unhappy no-fun group of people and it's just a dreadful horror to watch them perform together. While it's true that almost all of them suck, that never stopped anyone in the other seasons from at least going out and having a good time, or at least looking like it. These group performances are just weak and sad and ghastly train wrecks. I love this show.
Posted by Kim at April 8, 2004 02:35 AM | The Sound of Breaking Glass"Aloha `Oe" ("Farewell to Thee") by ... just about anybody ever, I guess
Posted by: Kim at April 8, 2004 02:39 AMAnd why do they stretch this eviction show to an hour? My wife and I were saying the same thing about this talentless lot last night. Usually even when these people suck, they can put them all together and make it sound bearable. They look like they're heading for the electric chair or something. Dancing? Good lord, just make it stop. But I can't stop watching.... it's like an accident outside your apartment window, I guess. You gotta run and see what's happening?
Posted by: pieman at April 8, 2004 07:08 AMWhat, you wanted a NINETY minute "The Swan?"
Posted by: Mr. Trax at April 8, 2004 12:18 PMDon't tell me you're watching "The Swan." Are you?
Posted by: pieman at April 9, 2004 06:22 AM