... and the good girls get to know about it

I'm sick of loooove/ I wish I'd never met yoooou

The verdict is in, the Bob/VS ads rule. The new one with the hat? Forget about it. Do you think Bob actually interacted with any of the models, or did they just film him separately? Like, a year after they filmed anyone else? I need to know!!! Maybe all will be revealed over the course of a few months, like in those Taster's Choice ads. Oh man. At last, something that I won't hate seeing during NBC Daytime.

Also, Bob can predict the future. Thanks to Justin for directing me to the awesome evidence.

Oh yeah, I neglected to mention that I am about as far from surprised about the AI results as is humanly possible.

Well, I guess the only thing I'm surprised about is that she lasted as long as she did. Snore. Although it's impressive that she went ahead and redid the horribly crappy finish of that song again on Wednesday, like she actually wanted to go out like that. She must really enjoy doing people's hair.

Man, was she pissed. Hahahaha. She's an OK singer but so dull! And she's married with stepkids, she's practically an old lady. Nobody likes old ladies unless they're smoking weed in Ice Cube movies.

I have to admit I like her more and more each week. Her performances seem to get loonier like she's sensing that she doesn't have much time left anyway so she has nothing to lose. Remember the first week when she ended up in the bottom two and they had her sing and she was all like, "What the hell, I'll just go WAHWYEAIHEHAEYAHHA"? Entertaining.

Oh man, so unbearably bad, but no way did I think he would end up in the bottom three. My genius is validated once again, although I don't think it's farfetched at all that he wouldn't even get called out after that disaster. Yet apparently some people are SHOCKED by it. This guy has too many girls thinking that he is their imaginary emasculated boyfriend. If anything his bad performances will make even more people call in for him. As Cathy Dennis and Dancin' Danny D would say, that's the way of the world. I should really publish my predictions on Tuesdays but the government might recognize my brilliance and kidnap me for some devious thinktank.

Once again, I'm a genius. She's still horrible, and she LOOKED horrible on Tuesday. She looked much cuter on Wednesday, like she learned her lesson. Good girl. I don't like her voice though, she just sounds like she has allergies. And maybe now she can stop gesturing like a spazz while she sings? Doubtful. Unless she totally tears it up, I bet there'll be a wicked backlash next week though.

Ugh. She must have thought she was back on "America's Most Talented Kid," that was frigging unbearable. The whole time I kept saying, "I'm hungry for some Applebee's." I hated it and I just want her and her pinchy face to go away.

She did her thing, dawg, she held it down. Whatever.

Christopher's rooting for him now, which is shocking that he would root for anybody on AI. I guess he's been won over by his giddy sunny squatty charm. Out of everyone, I guess I like him and Fantasia best, which is hardly going out on a craaazy limb or anything. But I'm not all "Oh man, so so awesome" about anybody like I've been before.

She was not good at all! She's really getting worse as the weeks go on it seems, like Camile is rubbing off on her. 'Sup, keep it real my sisters.

Oh Jesus. I can no longer look at the TV when he is on, ever, at all. Why can't he have some crazy scandal come out so he can finally get the boot and the suffering can end? Obviously the Smoking Gun isn't doing its job properly.

Posted by Kim at April 2, 2004 01:10 AM | The Sound of Breaking Glass | Yay!