Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind

So you know how much I hate creepy, disturbing banner ads. I was at the CNN site yesterday when I saw this monstrosity.

I figure it's shrunken enough so that you can get the gist of what it's all about, which is a diet plan. OK, great. But what I cannot comprehend is that picture. That picture!!!

Dude, why why why. What is that thing.

A man?
A woman?
A corpse?

Miss Jane Hathaway, Nancy Kulp?

Character actor Sean Whalen?

If that's what this diet plan is promising, I'm sorry, I really don't want to look like that. Nor do I want anyone who looks like that gaping at me in sinister appreciation upon completing said diet plan. What went on in whoever's mind while they were making that? I don't understand.

Posted by Kim at March 10, 2004 06:11 PM | Boo!