Oh! So what a lovely weekend it has been, despite the title of this entry. Valentine's Day, first-rate, and today we go to see the WWE No Way Out PPV at the Legendary Cow Palace in beautiful San Francisco, California. Of course what we find out is that apparently there is a reason why the WWE does not have events there with any regularity. We get there like right before the Heat taping is supposed to start and we end up getting to our seats like two matches in after the start of the PPV. There is only one entrance open? And apparently they didn't start letting people in until right before Heat started or something? I don't know, man, that stuff was woo, woo messed up.
Anyway, you know what happens when there are a lot of people trying make their way to an event at the same time, right? Oh no, no. Oh, oh yes! It was Ludacris/Outkast at MSG all over again. So someday, when I am in a positive and healthy enough place to revisit the ordeal, I will recount for you how I barely managed to avoid murdering several children, the appointed guardian of most of those children, a passel of rarified bonafide yuppie douches and a handful of security staff, all because line etiquette just SEEMS to escape MOST people MOST of the time. Oh God. OH GOD.
Well! Other than that, once we got in and into our seats everything was hunky dory, other than this gigantically fat, smelly man that poor Christopher was stuck next to. Oh! The bullets he takes for me. As the Mr. wisely pointed out, fat guys should not wedge themselves into in box seats. AND, as the Mr. wisely pointed out, fat guys should not be sitting in the seat next to the other adults in the row rather than in one of the seats situated between his small children. Are other people retarded? Not just fat people, or children, or yuppie douches, but all other people? I think it's safe to say that the answer is in the affirmative. Other people!!! Who needs them??? OH! WE decided? MY best interests?! So how can you say I'm crazy?! And so on.
But really, it was a fun time!!! Except for the smelly fat guy. I think he was growing new lifeforms in his crevasses.
AND NOW! Here's a fun thing. I took like 70 pictures with my digital camera, most of them with the flash securely off so you will see your favorite Superstars(TM) looking like they do not look in natural nature. There are other ones that aren't so wicked artistic and all, but I thought it would be fun to see if anyone was willing to try to GUESS WHO THEY ARE! And you may click to enlarge them and make them Big All Over (TM).
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"Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies
Posted by: Kim at February 15, 2004 11:01 PMA) Hardcore Holly
B) Kurt Angle
C) Brock Lesnar
D) Michael Cole & Tazz
E) The Holy Spirit
F) George "The Animal" Steele
G) Eddie Guerrero
H) No
I) Vampiro
J) The Undertaker with Paul Heyman on a motorcycle
K) Big Show
L) an unshaven hippie
It is remarkable that you would say the Holy Spirit, since I called upon the Holy Spirit many, many times this evening, as in, I needed to have room for the Holy Spirit between myself and the other people in line around me, specifically the psychotic mother/child tandem behind us for whom standing too close seemed somehow to be NOT CLOSE ENOUGH for their sick, sick designs.
Posted by: Kim at February 15, 2004 11:11 PMthis is an evil quiz
um, Holly?
Angle
Brock
Tazz and Cole
Rey Mysterio
Goldberg in pants
Eddie Guerrero
Shelton Benjamin
Scotty II Hotty
Paul Heyman and maybe Brock too
Big Show
Amish Roadkill
I don't know any of these bitches (as you well know), but I spent Valentine's Day listening to Kiki sing this very song. Also, with the yuppies and the no manners -- and way too many unattractive straight couples (at Kiki?!) making out. I hope you at least were spared that sight. Anyway, yes, our magic connection somehow.
Posted by: jane at February 16, 2004 07:16 AMA) Hardcore Holly
B) Kurt Angle
C) Brock Lesnar
D) Tazz & Cole
E) Rey Misterio Jr.
F) Goldberg
haha F Goldberg
G) EDDY EDDY EDDY EDDY
H) Shelton
I) Scotty 2 Hotty?
J) Paul & Brock
K) WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
L) Stevie Richards
Oh snap. I looked at the first three and decided I didn't know anyone and called them bitches. After looking further, I must amend. I do know L. And a bitch he is not. Also, is Scotty II Hotty really a name? Because they call LL's Hot Scott that and I just figured it was a really gay attempt at awesomeness.
Posted by: jane at February 16, 2004 10:07 AMWait no, you weren't there for the Scotty tag match. Uhhh. Oh wait that's John Cena.
Posted by: Scott at February 16, 2004 11:42 AMHey, I should know all these because I sat next to the photographer while she was taking them...
A. Hardcore Holly
B. Kurt Angle
C. Brock Lesnar
D. Our commentary teams (except... Carlos Cabrera and Hugo Savinovich are obscured)
E. Rey Mysterio
F. Goldberg
G. Eddie Guerrero
H. Shelton Benjamin
I. John Cena
J. Chavo Guerrero & Sr.
K. The Big Show
L. Jorge Paez, the Clown Prince of Boxing (at least his mustache was shaved!)
Oh! Jane! You, me and Kiki, we are 'NSYNC so to speak. There was no making out that I saw (I was SEEING RED), however there were multiple instances of lifting up a female in order to carry her over puddles so her shoes would not get wet. What. WHAT. I hope someone spilled beer on them later. Oh, and Scotty II Hotty is an actual character and name IV real! Maybe they got it from Hot Scott.
Posted by: Kim at February 16, 2004 06:45 PM