"The Back Door to Heaven" by Aztec Camera

Here is my American Idol question: Do they need a new soundman, or has the world gone crazy? Because whenever I am like, "Oh my butt. That was the most awful performance ever," the judges are like, "You did it, dawg. You held it down." So now I can't even watch it because it makes me feel insane. Kind of like that creepy scary face-making guy. He was clearly trying to make people at home have seizures.

Oh! Oh! Absolutely. I do not understand their comments half the time. I think the studio is haunted and they must be watching spooky ghosts instead of the actual people.

Dollie likes your Shared Heritage girl and just now we watched the results show and she is very sad. Also, that other girl you like, I really don't know why Paula Abdul picked her. Sorry, I'm just saying. Maybe she was trying to bring the people together. After all, the girl did sing, "I want to spend my life with Jew." One love.

Hahaha! One love. I love it. I don't know why Paula picked her either except I guess she had sort-of said she would on Tuesday so she had to keep her Abdul Promise to the People. Although I'm sure the people are going to look forward to not voting for her. Poor Shared Heritage. Although I don't necessarily think she's all that good either, it's just that if a white girl did sing like her, she'd have no problem getting through. Exhibit, Paula's pick.